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Cheers For Golden Kaddu Awards !

PUBLISHED BY: SURENDER KUMAR
MARCH 31, 2013

   
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Cheers For Golden Kaddu Awards !

It's the Award Sesaon in Bollywood and other -woods. But we are celebrating the Best of the Worst in Bollywood and see how ! Our own in-house, much-awaited first Golden Kaddu Awards are out and here's the complete list of winners:

 

 

1. THE RA.ONE AWARD for THE WORST FILM --- Son of Sardaar for insulting the viewers' intelligence (and believing that we, the viewers, leave our brains outside the cinema hall)



2. THE RAM GOPAL VERMA TROPHY for THE WORST DIRECTOR ---
Ram Gopal Verma for Bhoot Returns (of Ram Gopal Verma's, of course, to scare and haunt us)



3. THE HIMESH RESHAMIYA TROPHY for THE WORST ACTOR
--- Akshay Kumar for Khiladi 786 (The khiladi's gaadi has has got punctured)



4. THE EISHA DEOL AWARD for THE WORST ACTRESS
--- Sonakshi Sinha for Son of Sardaar


5. THE HANI SINGH AWARD for THE MOST INTOLERABLE LYRICS ---
Shared by 'Po...n  Po..n  Pop Po..Po..n (Son of Sardaar) and
Dreamum Wakeupum (Aiyya) (With all those inflated mouths belting out Going-Over-The-Head words, is that entertainment?)


6. THE F. A. L.T. U. AWARD for THE MOST APTLY NAMED MOVIE
--- Joker (Sure, the movie was !)


7. The Khoda Pahaad, Nikli Choohiya (Much Ado About Nothing) Prize for THE MOST
OVER-HYPED MOVIE
--- Heroine by Madhur Bhandarkar (Count your chickens before they are hatched !)



8. THE STILL-TRYING-TO-UNDERSTAND-IT AWARD --- A love quadrangle with Jesus in Jab Tak Hai Jaan (Gosh!)


9. THE KRK Wo Kya Scene Thaa ? AWARD --- Tushaar Kapoor's Manboobs and Striptease dance in Kya Super Kool Hai Hum (Spelling changes in one's name cannot create acting skills)



10. THE HARMAN BAWEJA TROPHY for THE WORST DEBUT ---  Sunny Leone for Jism 2 (For proving once again that humans can be robots, too)


11. THE Kab Tak Sahenge Award --- Shahid Kapoor (Oh My God! For how long will you test our patience?)


12. THE Bus Karo Bhai (Enough !) Award
--- Abhishek Bachchan for Bol Bachchan (Let others also struggle! Be a sport!)

 

 

Our heartiest congratulations to all the winners ! The prizes will be distributed at a glittering function to be held soon in Timbaktoo Hall, Honolulu.

 

                                                          (Buraa Naa Maano ! April 01 Hai)



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